Gates' Rule

Bill Gates recently gave a speech at a High School about 11 things they did not and will not learn in school. He talks about how feel-good, politically correct teachings created a generation of kids with no concept of reality and how this concept set them up for failure in the real world.

Rule 1 : Life is not fair - get used to it!

Rule 2: The world won't care about your self-esteem. The world will expect you to accomplish something BEFORE you feel good about yourself.

Rule 3: You will NOT make $60,000 a year right out of high school. You won't be a vice-president with a car phone until you earn both.

Rule 4: If you think your teacher is tough, wait till you get a boss.

Rule 5: Flipping burgers is not beneath your dignity. Your Grandparents had a different word for burger flipping: they called it opportunity.

Rule 6: If you mess up, it's not your parents' fault, so don't whine about your mistakes, learn from them.

Rule 7: Before you were born, your parents weren't as boring as they are now. They got that way from paying your bills, cleaning your clothes and listening to you talk about how cool you thought you were. So before you save the rain forest from the parasites of your parent's generation, try delousing the closet in your own room.

Rule 8: Your school may have done away with winners and losers, but life HAS NOT. In some schools, they have abolished failing grades and they'll give you as MANY TIMES as you want to get the right answer. This doesn't bear the slightest resemblance to ANYTHING in real life.

Rule 9: Life is not divided into semesters. You don't get summers off and very few employers are interested in helping you FIND YOURSELF. Do that on your own time.

Rule 10: Television is NOT real life. In real life people actually have to leave the coffee shop and go to jobs.

Rule 11: Be nice to nerds. Chances are you'll end up working for one.

Monday is Isnin

Gua bukan nak cakap apa,cuma gua memang tak suka hari isnin..entah kenapa..harap-harap lepas ni hari isnin gua akan jadi lebih meriah.Bukan la gua harap kat opis gua ada party ke jamuan ke tapi gua harap lepas ni tak ada orang nak kacau gua time gua buat kerja..

Dan gua hairan mengapa setiap hari isnin gua mesti tulis status I Hate Monday besar-besar kat page Fesbukdotcom gua..

Seven E

Pada satu malam yang agak lembap dan dalam keadaan humidity yang tinggi (kerana dipercayai hujan sebelumnya),gua menaiki kenderaan rasmi gua untuk pulang ke rumah gua di sebuah pinggir bandar.Tapi malam tu gua berasa pelik dengan keadaan mulut dan tekak gua,setelah mengambil kira keadaan semasa terlintas di fikiran gua.."oh,rokok gua abes..tadi dah try perasa kaki,nanti gua nak try perasa mulut la pulak.."

Sesampai di sebuah simpang berhampiran Seksyen 24 Shah Alam (dan kalau tak tahu Shah Alam tuh kat mane,dipersilakan ambil ujian Geografi sekali lagi),terpampang sebuah signboard yang menunjukkan -AWAS!! SEVEN E DI HADAPAN,SEGALA KESULITAN AMATLAH DIKESALI-Okey pasal signboard tuh gua tipu..Dengan tidak semena - mena gua menekan brek semestinya untuk memberhentikan kenderaan rasmi gua.Tanpa membuang masa gua terus masuk ke dalam Seven E tersebut


Pelanggan 1:Kak,topak meksis sepuloh ya ..
Customer 1: Kak,topup maxis sepuluh ringgit ..

Cashier 1:Topak meksis hok sepuloh ya abih,tinggal tigo puloh ya jas..
Cashier 1:Topup maxis sepuluh habis la dik,tinggal yang tiga puluh ringgit je..

Pelanggan 1:Bereh aa kak tigo puloh ya pon,gewe dok nunggu lamo doh ni sayo nok reply mesej dio..
Customer 1:Tak kesah la kak tiga puloh ringgit pon,awek saye tunggu saye reply mesej die nie..

**sementara mengambil kad topup yang diminta pelanggan tersebut,Cashier 2 bertanyakan sesuatu kepada Cashier 1 tadi..

Cashier 2: Mek Je mari kijo dok esok??..dio kato gi alah Nilai esok..jolo ko?
Cashier 2:Mek Je (nama orang daa) datang keje tak esok..die kate nak gi Nilai,betul ke?

Cashier 1:Hoo..dio nok gi tepat saim dio nikoh...
Cashier 1:Yup,die nak pegi kenduri kawan die kahwin..

**mamat yang mintak topup tuh blah bila dapat apa yang diminta oleh beliau..sekarang turn gua..

Gua:Kak,winsten duo puloh meroh sekotok..
Gua:Kak,Winston dua puluh merah sekotak..

Cashier 1:(sambil menghulur kotak rokok yang diminta)..Tujuh ya..!!
Cashier 1:(sambil menghulur kotak rokok yang diminta)..Tujuh ringgit..!!

Gua:hoo..wat mari nyuco 3 ya..haha
Gua:ye,bak baki 3 ringgit..haha


Gua lantas keluar setelah selesai urusan jual beli..Bila keluar je gua terus nampak signboard tadi -SEVEN E SEKSYEN 24 SHAH ALAM..-

**peh,,mati mati gua ingat gua kat Seven E Kota Bharu tadi....

Insomnia

Sejak dua tiga hari lepas gua sibuk merayakan Tahun Baru Cina,sejak itu lah gua tak boleh tidur malam.Seperti malam-malam kebiasaan gua tidur tepat jam 12 malam.memang tak lebih dan tak kurang,tapi sekarang pukul 3 pagi masih gagah main facebook dan update twitter (ape jadah ntah twitter ni)..

Nak dijadikan cerita,satu malam yang damai di kala bulan mengambang terang,ada kutu sms gua,

SMS 1:Bro,jum lepaks mamax..usha bola seround..em yu nak titik a c mlm ni..
Gua: Lu pegi dulu,kang gua folo..bistro kan?..tempat biase..(kitorang panggil mamak tuh bistro,bagi ade semangat nak lepak)..kang lu kasik tanda meja kite..lagi 5 minit gua sampai..

Nak dijadikan cerita,gua pun memulakan langkah kaki gua dengan kereta ke kedai mamak yang terkenal tuh.Sampai je kedai sane,gua nampak kutu peng'sms' gua tengah karate meja,sambil mencarut2 dalam bahasa ibunda beliau..

.."apa lanc ade astro pasang tv2 tgk cite melayu....!!"

Last2,gua dengan kutu peng'sms' gua balik ke rumah masing-masing setelah penat mengkarate meja,balik-balik gua bukak gugel search sokernet..